How the heck do you buy a big boi ASIC miner?

I mean obviously I’m hoping for a KD5 or KD2 like the rest of us straight from manufacturer, but it seems so impossible! For some reason, I’d hope that they will be restocked during the Christmas season because it seems like Goldshell does their bigger restocks on holidays. I’ll have 15k ready to go, but I just feel like even if I try I will fail! I sat for an hour refreshing the MNTD miners every 5 seconds at their last drop, and I’d have to imagine even more people are waiting to pull the trigger on a KD5.